he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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