I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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