He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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