Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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