Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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