i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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