why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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