I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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