Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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