Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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