oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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