Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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