I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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