I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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