the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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