i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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