That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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