so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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