They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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