you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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