why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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