the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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