So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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