real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im six kinds of drunk right now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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