yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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