I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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