i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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