Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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