she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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