my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
