But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sorry about my life...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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