maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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