Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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