My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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