are you so shy because you have an std?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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