what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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