Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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