is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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