Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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