ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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