awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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