gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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