whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
