It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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