I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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