The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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