Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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