hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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