I love black thongs
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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