Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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