i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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