So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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