You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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