Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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