At least make sure they are 18
Why
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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