I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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