sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
