"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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